I’ll be here tonight, already SOLD OUT…

Big show, I must deliver. It’s Randy and Jason’s celebration but the crowd will no doubt be focused on me, hoping for some kind of breakdown or break-THROUGH!

I just took on a group mindset, defeated it, then marked my territory by depressing the shift button with my left thumb.

What a great game last night at Coors Field. This is why baseball is special. Football may get the TV ratings, but professional and amateur baseball across America has a special place in our hearts and minds. Chew on this, New York is the capital of the World and the Yankees own New York, makes sense to me.

Football is great too, builds skills amongst its players and coaches. Soccer is wonderful conditioning, get out there and chase that ball! Basketball is fantastic for cardio and expression. Still, baseball with it’s drama, numbers, quirky stadiums, match ups, food, smells, sounds, it ain’t over until it’s over mentality, etc… By far and away, steroids and all, the best game in the World.

And may God bless North America and Israel.

WTF?? I’m sorry, I’ve taken you down a road less traveled. My bad, I apologize. You were just looking for a simple friendly post and I got all political and weird.

I blame Lean System 7 and that new Fusion coffee at 7-11. It makes me drum and type like Neil Peart or Tommy Lee at the University of Nebraska.

I just do comedy, trust me – if this monitor spoke in front of people, it would get laughs, mostly from the comedians standing off to the side of the stage.