This is my best Monday in recent years! Why can’t more weekdays be like this? Crowed parking lots, a packed CVS and overflowing aisles at Borders! How can New Year’s Eve live up to the Pats going 16-0, Devon Hester’s kick-off returns and the buzz of Juno?

I’m good friends with Michael Cera, but this movie of his BETTER be funny.

I’m just talking, people…

Yes I enjoy Matchbox Twenty and The Goo Goo Dolls.

Please shoot me… with HGH cause I wanna live to 85 with muscles and dark hair.

Okay, let’s talk some baseball and steroids. Sure, many of my friends were on The Mitchell Report, and it hurt me a bit, personally and professionally. I may not be allowed in Major League Clubhouses due to my connections.

I honestly never saw or knew of anything that was going on, your honor. Baseball didn’t test, many of these supplements were legal and fans kept coming out in droves.

I like watching Barry Bonds hit bombs, Roger Clemens power pitch into his mid-40’s and Eric Gagne slam the door in the 9th. But that’s just me.

So I’m guilty too I guess? I think needles are bad, abusing a good thing is bad. I’m into regulations and moderation. Unfortunately, many of baseball’s most hallowed records will be passed, but not without asterisks.

Cheating is not kosher, but advancements in supplements and healthy living are something us as “US Americans” need to deal with.

Clean-up the game, detox the image, educate and regulate.

In related news, I’m really into Rockstar’s Pomegranate Energy Drink. Does me good, helps me drum fast late into the night. BTW, The Barris Brody Overdrive will be playing our final show tonight at 1:30am on New Year’s Eve at The World Famous Comedy Store. We’ve had our ups, we’ve had our downs, let’s go out on a high!