It’s official, tonight it rains in LA and I’m legally afraid to drive through Laurel Canyon. Could be mudslides or a Spears Paparazzi scrum… Either way, I’m stay at home glued to TMZ weather reports.

Good English with Old English listening to Modern English while eating… you got it, Fresh Polish Relish from the Ocean.

Funny to say, less humorous to peck.

Anywise…

I’m into the dots thing again… sorry. Can’t help myself. It’s my personal tribute to Larry King and baseball beat writers. And yes I know what they’re called (the dots thing), just don’t wanna spellcheck right now. That’s how lazy I am. I refuse to activate a browser embedded command.

Epileptic Eclipses or something like that.

Are we done with Pinkberry yet? Popping up, I notice. Can’t hide from the sign and color scheme, it’s in my head for good. And let’s get off the cup cake bandwagon while we’re at it. These rich in taste stores are the evil cousin of a Krispy Kreme/Ebay mind melt.

Yuck.

Please correct me if I’m wrong. I’ll admit, I may be wrong. That’s how sure I am!!

Dropped by Merrillwood the other night. I was possibly somewhat funny at times, spaz-like only once or twice. Some foul language, so NSFW.

I was proud of my speech pattern and comedic take on today’s current events. If you must, I show up at the 15 minute clip and hang out for quite some time.

Enjoy…

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