Peet’s is like Starbucks for adults. Yes, this will be a bit on stage. Thank God nobody reads this. I’m sure I can put my fax number and soft-porn email alias up here too. Whatever. It’s all about TV, shock or possible legitimate talent. That’s how you get views, fans, friends and advertising dollars.

BS.com is basically online stickies. Your to-do lists are safe with me!

Had audition for a real comedy movie yesterday. Read for four separate roles. Don’t think I booked any of them. He’ll put me in the sequel, that’s what I think. Hello acting class!

See? No excuses. I should be deeply involved with intensive workshops. So until I register at The Learning Annex, I’ve got nobody to blame but myself when it comes to me managing the Red Robin in Calabasas off the 101.

Somebody is laughing, I can feel it. A friend in a cubicle, a PA on a producer’s desktop, a four-top in the booth or a audience as I’m reading this very paragraph out loud and to you here gathered in front of me.

I just shifted spheres, chills no doubt. Like the Big Foot, check my DNA!

I could do more, add a pic and be funny. But I gotta run, then drive, then run, sweat, eat, drive again, sweat again, walk again, sweat more, sit, smile at Filipino cashier, run, sleep, make calls, return text, shower and condition scalp, sweat, skip, walk, wake up and do all over again on Monday.

Who knows if this was funny? Don’t know. Don’t care!

And yes, this Stickie will be saved to my desktop if you need it.