If I say this to an audience in my voice in front of them, at least 60% of the crowd will laugh. How do you not put money into this investment?

For crying out loud, look at this from last year…

This guy kinda runs The Office, you’re telling me his judgement is misguided?

Then why am I taking the FRIGGIN bus (Rapid on Ventura)??!! I should be able to afford a town car or condo south of the Blvd, and I ain’t talking about Chandler brother!!

I’m fired up and ready to go, though I do think I have a muscle strain. Abdominal, groin, hopefully not hernia. Had hern several years ago, not a big deal. I know what to expect. Think I overdid it on the Kettlebells, too heavy, forced the 45’s.

Have car, don’t worry. In shop getting AC ready for Fall.

–> fun last night at UCB with Jimmy Pardo and guests. YOU missed it. Yes you, and her too.

–> Sunday I’ll be at Ramada Inn on Vermont in Hollywood, Josh Fadem is a funny kid at 9pm.

–> Monday at Tiger Lilly on Vermont, just north of the Ramada Inn mentioned in line above, 8pm.

–> Tuesday in Santa Monica at 10p, then D & D in Glendale to close out their 2nd Anniversary Show.

All this while doing warm-up most afternoons at Chelsea Lately (which I enjoy, no problems at all, knock on wood). Factor in family, non-comedy friend pressure and Yahoo’s most emailed stories, life can get a bit hectic.

I need to be smarter. How can I get smarter? Are there any Get Smarter workshops available? Maybe I need to fight and compete? Yeah, but when I did that I never did comedy. I was so beaten down by these guys, mentally and physically. Why did I want to make them laugh? So they never got it.

Gay boy, jew Dork. Thanks guys! And some of the meaner gals.

Seattle got it. New York got it. Hollywood gets it. Reseda and Tempe, AZ are just gonna have to wait!

For the record, I’m into females, always have been. But the fact I’m saying this shows weakness, woman can sniff this out. And that’s why I wear AXE Body Spray, today going with the fragrance of Touch.