What’s up? Pull up a large rock and sit on it, but not in a Fonzy way.

Sick of these new kids questioning everything with attitude. Just accept it, respect it, and keep your mouth and body language shut! Yes, my feelings and beliefs do matter, I’ve worked on some pretty cool stuff.

Not perfect or super successful, but my resume speaks for itself. Literally, it’s a mp3 file.

I talk to large groups everyday thru my wacky comedy adventures and I can say without a doubt, armed only with a public school education from The San Fernando Valley and Central Los Angeles, that I am far more informed and confident with POSITIVE VIBES than 95% of all audience members.

This is clubs, restaurants, Hollywood sound stages and sports talk radio.

Five minutes later, after reading and rereading….

Who the heck am I? Yelling, attacking innocent readers? I’ve never gone for it. Also never been chose for it either. So what does that say? I don’t get middle america views and hits. Comedians on the coasts like me, that’s about it. They think I’m funny because they actively enjoy comedy. Well, most of them.

Here’s some pix from Brody’s Baseball Bazaar to distract you from my ramblings…

It was a fun night, several laughs had by many. Dodger Dave rocked it! He is so into ping-pong, we’re gonna shoot something soon. Yep, you heard it here first. Tip Defamer, tell them a Brody/Dodger Dave collaboration piece is in the works!

Gotta go, exercise, eat, then do warm-up at Chelsea Lately. Chelsea is cool, she lets me do whatever I want. We rock it out, great crowds, I just stay outta the way of the love and laughs.

Stressed to look good and wear non-Quicksilver.

Talk soon, on the backside of this url!

Not bitter, just journaling