http://www.brodystevens.com Mon, 18 Aug 2008 18:54:49 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en What comes to YOUR mind in this Vitamin Water banner ad on ESPN.com? *looks like Lebron has the bong, Dwight Howard with a huge blunt, Chris Paul cooking up some burgers, Kobe reading High Times and Deron Johnson doing something with his crotch under his shirt looking off into the woods ... http://www.brodystevens.com/2008/08/monday-mana-as-in-the-band/ *the 4th Jonas Brother, a chaperone, or Perez Hilton? http://www.brodystevens.com/2008/08/who-the-guy-in-pink/ Peet's is like Starbucks for adults. Yes, this will be a bit on stage. Thank God nobody reads this. I'm sure I can put my fax number and soft-porn email alias up here too. Whatever. It's all about TV, shock or possible legitimate talent. ... http://www.brodystevens.com/2008/08/keep-posting-thats-what-i-tell-myself/ http://www.brodystevens.com/2008/08/please-cast-me-zach-does/ What's up? Pull up a large rock and sit on it, but not in a Fonzy way. Sick of these new kids questioning everything with attitude. Just accept it, respect it, and keep your mouth and body language shut! Yes, my feelings and beliefs do matter, I've worked ... http://www.brodystevens.com/2008/08/tuesday-togetherness-2/ Sad day... Bernie Mac passing, freakout stabbing at the Olympics and fighting in Russia. Makes me wanna hide in a movie theater, escape from the negitivity with Step Brothers, Pineapple Ex and Mamma Mia... for the third time. But we gotta be strong and tough, filled with the spirit and will to ... http://www.brodystevens.com/2008/08/downer-news-day/ Steve is a cool guy, funny too.  He does stand-up and is a series regular on The Sarah Silverman Program.  He was born and bred in So Cal, just like me and thousands of gang members. http://www.brodystevens.com/2008/08/flier-by-friend/ It's hot too, which forces me to apply moisturized lotions in car while driving and manuevering through the dangling wires lofting off my hands-free device. Ladies and America, you go nuts for sun screen, I'm trying to keep up! My life... Two 5-dollar foot long combo meals at Subway, that's where I hang! --> friendship and beverages ... http://www.brodystevens.com/2008/08/humid-in-la-great-for-mannys-dreadlocks/ Hi, this is more for me. But that's what this should be all about, for one's self. At least that's how I've gone about it, and I've seen some pretty cool things over my less than 40 years on this planet. But it's time to turn it up a ... http://www.brodystevens.com/2008/08/saturday-section/ Here's the link for reservations... Bing! http://www.brodystevens.com/2008/08/3458/ Westside Eclectic in Santa Monica --> Aug 1st Harold Night @ UCB --> Aug 4th Brody's Baseball Bazaar @ UCB --> Aug 8th Starz Night in Ventura --> Aug 15th Panel @ Chelsea Lately on E! --> Aug 21st National Lampoon Night in Ventura --> Aug 28th Wrestling Show @ UCB --> Aug 29th http://www.brodystevens.com/2008/07/shows-simple/ Just getting into the habit, connecting with the outside world thru my words and experiences. Seriously, only 15 minutes to write this, walk to bank, then down my daily amino acids. Once those chores are complete, I will commence my kettle bell workout. Getting strength back from car accident, ... http://www.brodystevens.com/2008/07/15-minutes-to-post/ Hello internet friend. Did you feel the quake today? I did. I'm okay, but my game of Jenga was ruined! Ha Ha Ha! That's basically a street joke. Feel free to use it for the aftershocks. When the 5.4 shaker hit, I was sitting on the auxillery stage at ... http://www.brodystevens.com/2008/07/be-with-brodes/ This is a repost from back in January, proud of the Goose! Nice guy, threw gas, pelted Ron Cey in the 1981 World Series vs The Los Angeles Dodgers. Right off Cey's helmet and into the lodge level. I was watching the game live on tv in ... http://www.brodystevens.com/2008/07/hello-cooperstown/ "stay here, don't move" http://www.brodystevens.com/2008/07/holding-back-the-always-feisty-danica-patrick/ Getting back into the swing of things, posting for you and myself. This takes time and dedication. Finally I'm healthy and willing to accept the challenge of "blogging" in late July of 2008. See? I'm rusty. Just not flowing yet. That's okay, I ... http://www.brodystevens.com/2008/07/brody-babble/ Please read the comments, the wrestling community has embraced me. I'm sorry I have to bring this to your attention, nobody else will.   The "Hollywood Industry" is too involved with themselves and/or the artists they are financially committed to support. Popular, Money, then Funny a distant third. I'm back baby!! Enjoy THAT. Then say hello to America's ... http://www.brodystevens.com/2008/07/my-unofficial-voice-over-audition-tape/ Checking in with my favorite crew... Hi gals and guys, it's your friend Brody here, saying hello from The San Fernando Valley out in California. Hot Hot Heat today, instant sweat, it's a new scent from Axe. Bing! Right off the wiffle ball bat and straight into your Laff Zone!  That's what I do, ... http://www.brodystevens.com/2008/07/happy-july-3rd/ http://www.brodystevens.com/2008/06/confident-gaze/ This is what I do! Enjoy THAT. http://www.brodystevens.com/2008/06/june-4th-chelsea-lately/ Huge on the BBC in The UK. Welcome to America via HBO and the CBS Radford Lot! http://www.brodystevens.com/2008/06/june-3rd-work-wlittle-britain/ Think I had a concussion too, slight nausea, definite groggy. Thursday at 4:30pm I was slammed into on Olympic in West Los Angeles, minding my own business, heading east towards Staples Center and the Laker Game. Mild traffic, cruise to a stop behind a Lexus... Then BOOM, I get hammered, crush test dummied ... http://www.brodystevens.com/2008/05/neck-and-upper-spine-hurt-sting-and-stiff/ 2906 Sunset Blvd in what I like to call East Hollywood, small workout room... In town for the weekend. 8pm http://www.brodystevens.com/2008/05/silverlake-lounge-8pm/ Hey Crew, Brode here... Enjoy the Friendships! Here's a cool picture... http://www.brodystevens.com/2008/05/back-real-soon/ 9PM 21+ FREE! R-Bar 213-387-7227 3331 W 8th St Los Angeles, CA 90005 http://www.brodystevens.com/2008/05/may-7th-comedy-in-k-town/ We are having a heat wave here in Southern California and it frightens me. We’re all scared, please help, send money and FEMA. I speak on behalf of all second generation Angelenos. 105 degrees today at The Vitamin Shoppe in Woodland Hills. Muscle Milk spoiled and my fresh ... http://www.brodystevens.com/2008/04/more-shows/ Just dyed my beard, now I’m ready to exercise topless in the sun. Will incorporate Bosu Ball, J-Bands (jaegersports.com) and yoga brick purchased at Target prior to Spring Training in Vero Beach. And you say “who cares?” Well, the answer is not many. Let’s be honest. http://www.brodystevens.com/2008/04/omg-today-is-here/ *click this for access to MySpace profile http://www.brodystevens.com/2008/04/myspace-snapshots/ Enjoy the personal greeting! I care, a good guy, I pick up trash in my apartment complex, then drop it off in a city gutter or unsuspecting neighbor's front lawn. Litter: if you can't beat it, join in on the fun! Graffiti, scratchitti and dog poo has made me this way. White flight? ... http://www.brodystevens.com/2008/04/tag-up-wbrode/ *Dodger 3rd Base Coach currently serving three game suspension http://www.brodystevens.com/2008/04/a-sedate-larry-bowa-in-san-diego/ Sandy Koufax in there... *Tommy Lasorda and Joe Torre ready to receive http://www.brodystevens.com/2008/04/special-day-at-the-yard/ Check this view out, it's new! *The LA Coliseum is great, but this is the crown jewlel of the City http://www.brodystevens.com/2008/03/renovated-angle-dodger-stadium/ Let's Microwave-side chat... First off, rocking out to Daughtry. Yes! He will kick Clay Aiken's butt all over the Midwest and Southeast! Chris Daughtry is Nickelback with an edge. Seriously, not a hater. Just read the Playboy interview with Chad Kroeger, lead singer of Nickelback. The anger, ... http://www.brodystevens.com/2008/03/sunday-sermon/ *aka Big Papi' at Dodger Stadium in Los Angeles, CA http://www.brodystevens.com/2008/03/david-ortiz/     *kids, click image above and explore! -- (tagline courtesy of Amp Mobile)   http://www.brodystevens.com/2008/03/dodgers-in-az-batch-1/ *friends http://www.brodystevens.com/2008/02/brody-and-buddy/ I'm anticipating valuable hits, so let me throw this stuff out there... *will be visiting E's Chelsea Lately on Valentine's Night (my third appearance) - Set your camcorders! Was in AZ and Baton Rogue since we last spoke. Here's a jpeg diary, starting off in Boston... *cold in Boston, just before AFC ... http://www.brodystevens.com/2008/02/post-super-bowl-check-in/ Hey gang, Brode here, hanging on a damp Sunday in South California. Things are great, preparing for Arizona on the heels of another successful Chelsea Lately appearance. Two down, more to go? You never know in this town, don't plan on it. Reset your DVR settings. Comedy has been ... http://www.brodystevens.com/2008/01/lets-share-some-thoughts/ Boom, there it is. Tonight at 9:30pm http://www.brodystevens.com/2008/01/brode-back-from-boston-and-ready-for-all-things-ucb-in-hollywood-usa/ http://www.brodystevens.com/2008/01/welcome-to-cooperstown/ It's official, tonight it rains in LA and I'm legally afraid to drive through Laurel Canyon. Could be mudslides or a Spears Paparazzi scrum... Either way, I'm stay at home glued to TMZ weather reports. Good English with Old English listening to Modern English while eating... you got ... http://www.brodystevens.com/2008/01/first-post-of-january/ This is my best Monday in recent years! Why can't more weekdays be like this? Crowed parking lots, a packed CVS and overflowing aisles at Borders! How can New Year's Eve live up to the Pats going 16-0, Devon Hester's kick-off returns and the buzz of Juno? I'm ... http://www.brodystevens.com/2007/12/final-post-of-2007/ http://www.brodystevens.com/2007/12/a-typical-night-for-me/ *click here to enter the actual Flickr slide-show http://www.brodystevens.com/2007/12/slide-show-courtesy-of-mary-forrest/ Hello readers, people refer to me as Brody. And so can you! Just doing my thang, as all the kids say. Spots at the Comedy Store in Hollywood off Sunset across the street from House of Blues and next door to the Rock and Roll Hyatt where bands like ... http://www.brodystevens.com/2007/12/sunday-sectional/ 1938-2007 http://www.brodystevens.com/2007/12/take-a-moment-2/ *much respect to all those who've made this viral video collection possible, names like Neal, Scott, BJ and Cash please give me a chance, I understand core comedy - I get 1am spots on Sunset at The Store in the Original Room, if not bumped by Mencia :) http://www.brodystevens.com/2007/11/zach-and-brody-part-dose/ *most of these are private and tv related events, just wanna prove to you that I work side by side with the entertainment industry here's a video, pleasant clicking... http://www.brodystevens.com/2007/11/gigs/ Check it out, only if you want... Got shows, videos and jpegs, plus font. Gonna add more stand-up too. May take forever to upload, possibly too many pics and embedded codes? -brode Hey, that rhymes! *click THIS to go THERE http://www.brodystevens.com/2007/11/myspace-profile-adjustment-dates-and-kewl-stuff/ I'm busy folks, sorry for lack of fresh content and archival malfunctions... *I'm on Myspace and Facebook, you can look me up over there as well, book a show (sliding scale fee based on several varying parameters) - also brod...@mac.com for those into basic email *will be in Vegas this Thursday thru ... http://www.brodystevens.com/2007/11/weekly-check-in/ from yesterday's Defamer... *synergy! http://www.brodystevens.com/2007/10/atb-2/ *I use a product called The Perfect Goatee http://www.brodystevens.com/2007/10/seems-like-a-good-guy-2/ *sick and rare, hopefully http://www.brodystevens.com/2007/10/seems-like-a-good-guy/ That's right, nobody will do it for you, unless you are hot or funny. Guess I'm neither, but I'll continue to plug away. Am I having dinner with AROD and meeting up with Barry Zito in Hollywood, yes. I'm in this world. I've also placed a stranglehold on late-nights at ... http://www.brodystevens.com/2007/10/gotta-do-it-yourself/ Enjoy the positivity, right off the aluminum bat! Hi kids, my name is Steven James Brody Stevens, what a confused quadrant of words! You've heard of Hermet's Head or Mind of Mencia? Then have a seat, sit Indian Style and welcome yourself to All Things Brody. First off, I wanna ... http://www.brodystevens.com/2007/10/friday-fellowship/ Not because the city of Los Angeles absorbed several vicious body blows and kidney shots over the weekend (USC, UCLA, Angels -- all losing hard). And not for the Joe Torre Era possibly coming to an end in the Bronx. But BECAUSE of a completed controversial essay on the brutality I witnessed ... http://www.brodystevens.com/2007/10/so-upset/ Yep, that's what I'm on. I asked the 7-11 clerk to fix me up a fresh batch, they'll do it for you. The Fusion formula makes me feel better (sniffles and cough). Actually walked four blocks for this 24oz edition. The human body should stride upright on a ... http://www.brodystevens.com/2007/10/freshly-brewed-hard-core-coffee/ Catchy title. Gotta be, in this day and age. Not feeling good, slight cold and chill, battling naturally. And what that means is, falling asleep watching Ken Burns' presentation of The War on PBS. Sounds like Keith David doing the narration, I can check. Keith was Markie's Post's African ... http://www.brodystevens.com/2007/10/thurs-surge/ I'll be here tonight, already SOLD OUT... Big show, I must deliver. It's Randy and Jason's celebration but the crowd will no doubt be focused on me, hoping for some kind of breakdown or break-THROUGH! I just took on a group mindset, defeated it, then marked my territory by depressing the ... http://www.brodystevens.com/2007/10/tuesdays-turnabout/ Yes, I'm referring to myself as Brode in the title. I've created this monster without the help of RSS feeds or religious ceremonies. My life has been devoted to comedy and honesty. If I sold real estate or Used Cars maybe I wouldn't be so real. But I ... http://www.brodystevens.com/2007/10/brodes-briefing/ That's right! Billy Ray Cyrus at Bloomingdale's in Sherman Oaks, California. I was there with my mother, he was trying on hip clothes. Mom trekked upstairs while Billy and I continued with our ritual downstairs (he buys, I browse). Later we got yogurt and overheard teens curse in public more than ... http://www.brodystevens.com/2007/09/saw-mr-montana-today-see-me-tonight-wnatsaha-lyonne/ Yes, live from Glendale @ Big Fish for Dougg and Denver's Joke Center, sponsored by the folks of Garage Comedy. Tune in around 9:30pm on the Western Coast, I'll take the stage near 2am in the Eastern-most Time Zones of America. And speaking of America... *great job on Sunday Night, Tony ... http://www.brodystevens.com/2007/09/on-the-internet-tonight/ First off, it DOES rain in Southern California. It poured at times during Yom Kippur, and yes I was frightened. Worried about the LA River over-running it's asphalt boundaries. Thankfully that didn't happen. I was able to put away my yellow Event Staff slicker which doubles as a ... http://www.brodystevens.com/2007/09/mondays-weekend-report/ Wow, been thru so much since we last spoke. Let's get straight to the details. Here we go... Fantastic fun last night at Garage Comedy in Silver Lake, kinda near Dodger Stadium. Hung with The Sklars and Steve Agee, just to name a few. My set was webcast to ... http://www.brodystevens.com/2007/09/tuesday-testimonial/ Hi guys and gals, Funny kid Josh Fadem will be outta town for the next several days, and luckily for us, he's handing over the keys which ignite his weekend roadster to me and YOU. What does this mean? Basically, I'm gonna host and run the Ramada Inn Acid Reflux Spectacular ... http://www.brodystevens.com/2007/09/in-hollywood-after-emmys/ Five seconds in, listen as fellow comedian Darren Carter (The Party Starter!) shouts out "Hey, Brody" as I drive by the Laugh Factory on my way to the Comedy Store for another fantastic late night spot. Here's Godfrey going off :) ----> Don't cross him, he knows martial arts, born in ... http://www.brodystevens.com/2007/09/brody-on-tmzcom/ Hey staff, Brode here, so whatcha whatcha want? This is where I'm coming from... Please join me as I journal/brainstorm for the day. This is a very healthy exercise, please do not perform for the public, even in a private setting. I am a highly skilled individual who has devoted ... http://www.brodystevens.com/2007/09/wednesday-wisdom/ faces you've seen on tv... *this show is popular http://www.brodystevens.com/2007/09/brode-in-hollywood-tonite-better-than-vmas/ Just a few things, if you don't mind... Fun showz last night at The Hollywood Improv with Owen and Nick, then a late night humor jam at The Comedy Store with Don Barris of Windy City Heat/Jimmy Kimmel Live fame. The line-up on Melrose was solid, followed Chappelle creator Neal ... http://www.brodystevens.com/2007/09/sunday-touchback/ *saw Raiders vs. Patriots here in the 1985 AFC Playoffs http://www.brodystevens.com/2007/09/so-cal-thoughs/ Hey crew, Brode here... The heat continues, it's been a slow burn, draining us all. It's so hot, I don't even wanna swim, just fall asleep drenched in afternoon sweat. I'm itching and irritated, probably because I shaved my body. Why? Because I'm nuts and into fitness. Hair ... http://www.brodystevens.com/2007/09/labor-daze/ I appear at the 12:30 mark of Merrillwood...Watch This Episode on www.theStream.tv then as a weather man with Bobby Lee of Mad TV... Watch This Episode on www.theStream.tv http://www.brodystevens.com/2007/09/internet-tv-guest/ *I get here by not being a hater Things are good I suppose. Much more free time this Summer and I love it! Best Damn Sports at Fox has decided to go audience-less for the foreseeable future, they don't need me. I could rip, but why would I? First ... http://www.brodystevens.com/2007/08/brode-and-rod/ Need to do this, might as well... -Jonny Spanish of The Sopranos and ABC's Third Watch making a rare Hollywood appearance. One of the original voices of UCB/NY. Two of his pieces appeared in Aspen; has a master eye, will assist in Direction. Welcome aboard! -me preaching and laying ... http://www.brodystevens.com/2007/08/all-things-brody-ucbla-on-831-at-11pm/ *I have nothing to do with the site, followers built Church of Brody http://www.brodystevens.com/2007/08/hollywood-take-note/ *I'm sorry kid... bad judgment is a mistake, torture isn't http://www.brodystevens.com/2007/08/dog-fighting-is-not-a-mistake/ http://www.brodystevens.com/2007/08/this-friday/ *don't you DARE cross us http://www.brodystevens.com/2007/08/winners-randy-couture-and-brody/ *I'm waiting for the 4th generation Zune http://www.brodystevens.com/2007/08/the-lead-singer-of-the-all-american-rejects-is-a-genius/ *No one FAMOUS?? ---> easy to nitpick, that's what I've done the last two entries, not hard to do (but I like Perez Hilton, nice kid) - "This is Fun" refers to the neat pencil option on my new photo editor http://www.brodystevens.com/2007/08/thank-god/ *CNNsensitive "BLAST" rescue effort?? ----> we can do better than this, let's go Atlanta! http://www.brodystevens.com/2007/08/great-choice-of-words/ and it's catching on... follow BrodyStevens at http://twitter.com http://www.brodystevens.com/2007/08/i-twitter/ That's what I Dew! -The Comedy Store in Hollywood around 1am. Primetime Tinseltown can't handle my take on humor, so they think. I'm also the chair drummer in a wildly popular cult presentation, Barris Brody Overdrive, but we may have broken up. Yes, I do other rooms across Los Angeles ... http://www.brodystevens.com/2007/08/shows-notes-info-and-positivity/ *I'm experiencing traffic from new arteries; this is for them then there's MySpace... *go ahead, click on Rick Ross, Push it to the Limit! ...and let's not forget over 400 of the hottest free JPEGs on the Net!! -This should feed the beast, at least through the weekend. http://www.brodystevens.com/2007/08/every-other-monthly-you-tube-widget/ Getting warm and humid in the Valley, had a good 10-day stretch of no AC. Since my room can be a furnace, I've purchased four Vornado fans, set them up in each corner, hitting me directly in the center as I perch high above... ...resting comfortably in a full sized ... http://www.brodystevens.com/2007/08/a-simple-tuesday-journal-entry/ Hey cast and crew, Brode here... Just a quick reminder, Downtown LA at 8pm, then The Hollywood Comedy Store at 12:30am. In between: cruising traffic, The Grove (alone) and getting lost south of USC. "Yes, I've heard of the Crips... and what can I do for you?" BTW, I'm from here, I'm ... http://www.brodystevens.com/2007/08/frequent-friday-flare-up/ *Chloe from 24 and Brody from Sleeper Cell (the documentary) http://www.brodystevens.com/2007/08/brody-and-chloe/ ...woke me up out of my captain's bed. No real structural damage, unless you consider a Jenga tower structural. The epicenter was in Chatsworth, two porn productions were shut down in the middle of their respective scenes, my buddy is a key grip... Gonna make a late-night smoothie, put my blender ... http://www.brodystevens.com/2007/08/45-earthquake-in-la-im-ok/ I'm in a hurry, so this will be all over the place.... Hello families and friend, I'm Brody and there's a good chance you don't think I'm funny. That's ok because I'm a baseball player. My pal just signed a 30 Million Dollar contract and I drink Ralph's store ... http://www.brodystevens.com/2007/08/tuesday-tap/ Brody Stevens: The Hardest Throwing Comedian in the World! http://www.brodystevens.com/2007/08/re-mastered-night-time-bullpen-on-tennis-court/ *the moisture in the late night air was refreshing http://www.brodystevens.com/2007/07/just-another-night-on-the-strip-in-hollywood/ *his site, not mine, enjoy that! http://www.brodystevens.com/2007/07/a-young-fan-this-kid-understands-humor-so-does-my-shirt/ There's a party going on right here... *a celebration to last throughout the years My name is Brody and keep that damn grim reaper cat away from me! You know the one, he just beat out his cousin (the piano playing cat) for most popular news story on Yahoo. The United States ... http://www.brodystevens.com/2007/07/hello-from-the-village-in-the-valley/ I always liked her. Met her one of the three nights I worked over at Jimmy Kimmel Live. http://www.brodystevens.com/2007/07/tammy-faye-died-tonight/ It's a sunny day in July, I say let's rock! Tonight around 1am look for me at The Comedy Store doing my thing with Windy City Heat creator Don Barris. I'll do some jokes, Don will do his deal, then we'll blast out tunes, chair drumming and strutting the Original ... http://www.brodystevens.com/2007/07/listening-to-pink/ Welcome to Fantasy Island... The man on the left is Tattoo's love child I wanna see a new movie, it's Summertime! The Chuck and Buck thing with Sandler and Kevin James, why not? "Hi, one early bird balcony... butterfinger nuggets and a medium diet squirt" The explosion in New York on 41st ... http://www.brodystevens.com/2007/07/feels-like-friday/ *click this to check those (ZERO comments, I'm popular!) http://www.brodystevens.com/2007/07/a-glimpse-into-myspace-some-new-vids/ I enjoyed myself thoroughly, three hours poolside Friday and Saturday surrounded by America's top Hooters Waitresses. I have lived this fantasy. Crossed off my list. Here's a sampler, or sample... *oh MY gosh You see what I mean? Check back later as I SLOWLY release these digital gems. Let's return to ... http://www.brodystevens.com/2007/07/back-from-vegas-nevada/ Enjoy That, ready to hit 5-cent video checkers off the strip near Hoover Dam. Gonna pack light. Wondering, can you get a good pair of socks at The Forum Shops inside Caesar's or should I hit up the mall across from The Wynn? Please don't answer this, I'm just being annoying. Monday ... http://www.brodystevens.com/2007/07/vegas-tonight/ Five day old play on words incorporating internal, yet instinctive wishes for me to exercise. Time to crank the cardio. Didn't that get George Michael in trouble? Thank you, I appeal to the cola drinking demographic. I'm good at this, I should telegraph my best one-liners over to Leno's assistant ... http://www.brodystevens.com/2007/07/need-to-fireworks-out/